June 2012
371 posts
I'm going to get you drunk watching the wombats tomorrow and take advantage of you. I mean whaaaaa?
I have like £10, can we go iceland and buy cheap ale? yeah?
May 2012
731 posts
Hi, you don't know me but I think you're uber hot. Sit on my face please?
Omg babes, i totally will, your so fit!
Bet if I was pretty I'd have 274543953x more followers.
I have the most critical mum ever!
I love my mum to pieces but nothing is ever good enough for that woman!
she criticizes;
- college work
- the job i want
- the clothes i wear
- my hair
- my general appearance
- lads
- netball
- horse riding
- what i do in my spare time
- my weight
swear to go she expects perfection, well it’s never going to happen!
